Overheal1987

Obviously I have not arted like I said I would. Whoops. That Slate PC I got, I gave it to my brother, who actually is an artist. He paints and shit. Good for him. I bought a Surface Pro though, those things are nice. I do math on it. Why do I do math you might ask? Oh I forgot to tell you. I'm a budding Mechanical Engineer now. I realize I don't come on here anymore. I feel that its because I am no longer depressed. Oh yeah I didn't tell you that either. I don't THINK I did. Yeah, I was hardcore depressed for a number of years. Like, probably a decade. Flipping shit. I think the art was less about creativity than it was a coping mechanism.

For one: I'm still here. And now I have a Slate PC. What the hell is a slate PC Jon? Well Reader a Slate PC is a PC that skullfucked a Tablet while shoving a Wacom Pen up it's asshole. What this means is you now have a PC that runs inside of a touchscreen that has an i5, 4GB of RAM, and a Pressure Sensitive Pen. A PRESSURE SENSITIVE PEN. It's the Wet Dream of Every Artist on DA. True Story. How did you get this wonderful wetdream ejaculate, Jon? Well reader I won a contest. Microsoft allows sales associates of it's retail partners (like Best Buy) to use their fancy online training site to learn a bunch of Microsoft related stuff, then en

Sleep. You can never have too much of it.